How To Find A Free Booty Call

Whether it's been a while or you're just feeling a little randy, you may be wondering how to find a free booty call. "Free" here means that it won't cost you any money, and it doesn't come with any strings. Here are a few suggestions for finding a free booty call.

1. Call an ex. Ex-girlfriends are the best potential free booty calls. After all, you've already convinced her to sleep with you more than once. How hard can it be? Your best bet is an ex with whom you had a mutual breakup and parted on good terms. Don't call someone you know is still in love with you unless you want to get a reputation as a cad.
2. Apply for benefits. If you have a friend you find attractive, she may make the perfect free booty call. If you think the attraction is mutual, she's mature about sex, and neither of you harbors deeper feelings, bring a friends-with-benefits scenario up honestly. She may be just as eager as you are to score a little free nookie.
3. Hit the bars. If you want to find a booty call at a bar without spending any money on drinks, you need to arrive late in the evening, when most people have already had their fill. Look for a girl who appears happily flushed, but not intoxicated to the point where you'll just look like a jerk for taking advantage of her. Engage in a little light conversation, and then offer to make sure she makes it home safely.
4. Troll the internet. Myriad free sites allow adults to post on-line ads looking for free booty calls, otherwise known as casual sex. Just make sure you meet your booty call in a public place before you adjourn back to someplace a little more private. A few minutes together someplace crowded will give you a chance to weed out the crazies.